Paris Hilton is Pregnant

   Okay, before anybody panics, let’s run down the list:
Idiot sperm donor? Check.
Non-impaired uterus? — Let’s come back to that one.
Protruding stomach? Check.
Bigger boobs? Check.
Fatter ass? Check.
Belly rubbing thi...

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